Talking to Strangers...

A friend of mine just posted about a Target Ad she saw in a magazine...

Real Life...

As for this conversation with a stranger about nipples... my 70yr. old male neighbor decided that it was his job to have this awkward conversation with me about breastfeeding and nipples because his wife is a lactation specialist. I couldn't even look him in the eye...I tried to change the subject...I was literally sweating from awkwardness...I was praying for Tommy to get home... I didn't know whether to bolt inside my house and shut the garage and then just ignore him for the rest of my life... Or tell say to him "I have nipples Focker can you Milk me?"(To ease the tension of course)... What would you have done?
A Conversation with stranger about nipples...totally fine...as long she is a woman... or a mother... not a 70yr old man. Just thought I would share.